Watching the punisher over the weekend finally convinced me – there is only one unit in the US Armed Forces, and that Unit is the Special Forces.
In every film, every hero or villain is a highly decorated ex-special forces soldier, sometimes even from the same unit. You will never hear of any other unit, and rarely hear of active members. From this we can draw a few conclusions:
1. Special Forces is the only unit present in the Armed forces.
2. The Turnover of recruits must be enormous, because the majority of members are ex-members.
3. Medals are thrown at them for any kind of achievement at all, since most are highly decorated, and…
4. Any special forces soldiers not highly decorated turn bad.
In fact, movies tell us that ex-special forces is the most common profession in america, next only to ex-cop, suspended cop, and vigilante. And yet, with so many of the population on the good side of the law, crime is rife.
Mob bosses are everywhere, each more evil and flamboyantly rich than the next. And although a huge percentage of them come to a fiery death on our screens every year, there are always more to take their place.
Whats going on out there? Are they not paying any attention? The streets are crawling with ex-special forces vigilantes and suspended cops determined to find street justice! Its just not safe out there for the hardened criminal!