http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/03/27/take-two_considering_bioshock_mmo_film_/1

Ugh.

I can already see how this is going to go down, and I don't like it.

  • Our single protagonist will be replaced by a multi-ethnic group of misfits, exploring an abandoned underwater US Military research station called 'Rapture'
  • It will have massive, stupid, genetically engineered monsters instead of splicers
  • It will have a big daddy somewhere in the background as a 'tribute' to the game
  • It will star one of the following – Vin Diesel, Jessica Biel, Christian Slater, Jessica Alba, Paul Walker or Ice Cube
  • It will be a big mountain of monkey shit heaped with horrible cliches and one-liners, and anyone who's played the game will hate it.

Oh, and lets not forget there'll be a dumbed down remake of the game to follow that's 'inspired by' the film.